Posted 3 minutes ago

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

Posted 3 minutes ago

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

Posted 4 minutes ago

plantcreep:

strawberry snails

Posted 4 minutes ago

inspired by (x)

(Source: itsokaysammy)

Posted 6 minutes ago

dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

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Posted 9 minutes ago
Posted 9 minutes ago

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

Posted 10 minutes ago

dgraytransman:

insertfunny:

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

They come from “Italian Spiderman”, an Australian parody of Italian cinema from the 1960s and 1970s. It was uploaded to YouTube in 2007. You can find the entire series here. The character in the gifs first appears in Episode 2 (click here to skip ahead to the first headshake).

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL

(Source: roopop)

Posted 10 minutes ago
Posted 10 minutes ago

124:

my favorite meme is tranquility and inner peace

Posted 10 minutes ago

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

Posted 23 minutes ago

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

Posted 23 minutes ago

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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Posted 23 minutes ago
Posted 1 hour ago

Fuck these bitches

(Source: niehausmannings)