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puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

image

whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

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youmewlingquimloki:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

everything about this post..

youmewlingquimloki:

jumpingjacktrash:

deathaintnodestroyer:

canni8al:

guysitspartytime:

esinololly:

How can I not reblog this!?

AMERICA

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE PRETTY

AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE

THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE

week: made.

everything about this post..

(Source: piles-of-riles)

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod)

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When I start to develop a crush on someone

(Source: mymy336)

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  1. 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  2. 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  3. 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  4. 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  5. 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  6. 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  7. 3am: "FUCK."
  8. 4am: "FUCK."
  9. 5am: "OKAY."
Posted 10 hours ago
afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

image

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

Posted 10 hours ago

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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chris evans - for flaunt magazine